Wedding Signs

The drinks were cheap vodka and a good gin, but the little signs naming them got more photos than the cake.

Rustic signs went sideways on me twice before I figured out the wood part is half the work and the words are the other half.

An order of events sign is just a polite way to stop forty guests from asking your cousin when the cake is.

The bar signs I actually printed, the one that jammed twice, and how to make a drink list read from across a loud room.

The signs I actually used to keep my grandmother out of the third row, and the ones I would skip.

I wrote our unplugged sign three times before it stopped sounding like a teacher confiscating phones, and here are the templates and exact lines I would actually print.

The signs at my reception did more crowd control than I did, and I printed most of them in a panic the week before.

I made my welcome sign on the dining table at 9pm with a glass of wine and zero calligraphy skill, and people asked who lettered it.

The bar sign is the one thing every guest reads, usually twice, so it is worth printing right.

The first thing your guests see is a sign on an easel, so here are the welcome signs I would actually print again.